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Post by augiesannie on Dec 21, 2015 16:26:37 GMT
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Post by thebeestings on Dec 21, 2015 18:45:57 GMT
This was hilarious! I needed a break from the horrible mess my children are making of my kitchen as they decorate cookies (and I use the term decorate loosely as it mostly consists of squeezing two inches of frosting on a cookie and glooping on sprinkles...) I really liked this line: "On the other hand, I must admit Maria makes me uncomfortable. Once, she mentioned that brown-paper packages tied up with string were among her favorite things. That doesn’t seem normal, does it? Plus, her five-octave range is positively unnerving." thanks for posting!
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Post by laurynvi on Dec 21, 2015 20:39:45 GMT
OMG! I totally and by chance came across that site a few days ago - except it was for THIS gem: Elsa cancels her wedding
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Post by indigoblue on Dec 22, 2015 0:34:20 GMT
Oh, that one is hilarious! Do read it if it is new to you - and reread it if not!
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Post by utility_singer on Dec 22, 2015 5:18:22 GMT
Both of those are hilarious, and will always be funny!
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Post by bluesatinsashes on Feb 21, 2016 6:57:13 GMT
♫ And underneath her wimple, she hides a glass of wine! ♫ https://www.instagram.com/p/BAuD-ONC46x Really, I had no where to put this as I didn't want to start a brand new thread for this post... But yes, I have read the article before and it was hilariou. Somebody posted it on an old TSOM forum years ago before the forum shut down.
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Post by GothicLover146 on Feb 22, 2016 22:49:32 GMT
Speaking of solving a problem like Maria, I found two photos today...
![Ten grand?](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RqLQjmDpRaI/Tk-DxwA-hNI/AAAAAAAAFKs/K3In6XLwo7M/s400/Solving%2Ba%2BProblem%2BLike%2BMaria.gif) ![One does not simply...](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYOaGt8WMAAmQcE.png)
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Post by bluesatinsashes on Feb 22, 2016 23:40:04 GMT
That's awesome! And the guitar on the ground! Priceless.
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Post by GothicLover146 on Feb 23, 2016 0:00:34 GMT
Aaaaaannnd I just found one more... ![Nun in Psychiatrist's Office](https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/entertainment-nun-musical-sound_of_music-psychiatrists-psychology-plo0170_low.jpg)
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Post by indigoblue on Dec 5, 2018 0:00:44 GMT
From a letter in the London Times today:
"We need to be wary of Alexa (the computer facilitator), who is definitely developing "attitude". Recently, after three unsuccessful requests for the song 'How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria', I was told quite emphatically that I should go and ask the von Trapp family..."
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Post by Supercali on Dec 5, 2018 19:46:34 GMT
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Post by indigoblue on Aug 22, 2019 23:34:00 GMT
Apologies, I took this from our newspaper and it absolutely refuses to rotate or enlarge! ![](//storage.proboards.com/5364626/thumbnailer/OPWSQnDkcp0DLadYv0oW.png)
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Post by andhereweare on Aug 23, 2019 17:01:13 GMT
Apologies, I took this from our newspaper and it absolutely refuses to rotate or enlarge! I clicked on the image and it appeared larger and was rotated properly.
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Post by augiesannie on Aug 2, 2020 20:21:54 GMT
Apologies, I took this from our newspaper and it absolutely refuses to rotate or enlarge! View Attachmentneed to take this one down indigoblue, please save if you want it. (storage space again)
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Post by indigoblue on Aug 2, 2020 23:25:11 GMT
OK!
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Post by juupke on Aug 3, 2020 17:36:55 GMT
OMG! I totally and by chance came across that site a few days ago - except it was for THIS gem: Elsa cancels her wedding
Oooh I just love the snark in that one!
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Post by indigoblue on Apr 8, 2022 23:28:26 GMT
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Post by reverendcaptain on Apr 13, 2022 2:23:00 GMT
I especially liked that "A flibbertigibbet, a will o the wisp, a clown" was "a medical gown, some clorox, tp." hilarious.
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Post by galan on Apr 13, 2022 21:09:26 GMT
Lawd have mercy, these are hilarious.
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