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Post by nicky on Jan 7, 2017 16:36:54 GMT
Hi folks!
Does anyone fancy having a go at a pretty silly game?
I've copied these instructions from another forum but thought maybe we could change it so that it's S of M related?
Make a statement. The person who replies will make a statement that takes things in a new direction that is scary, humorous, or otherwise surprising to the reader. Some examples:
1. Bob changed, got into bed, and turned out the light.
- Had it been his house the night may have been more restful for him.
2. Until now Bob had a long work commute.
- However, the recent mudslide had destroyed his home, and the Happy Time Inn is located only two blocks from his employ.
3. Bob, and Sally went to dinner.
- Bob is a cannibal.
4. Bob layed in his bed, unable to sleep.
- The whispering from beneath his bed saying "wait till he's asleep then we'll kill him" may have been a contributing factor.
Once the next person has added the extra sentence they then have to start a new one... hope it makes sense.
So here we go!
Maria was looking forward to her stroll beside the lake.
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Post by mucwriter on Jan 7, 2017 20:55:30 GMT
She used the whistle that hung around her neck to call Buddy, her dog. Their evening stroll along little lake was one of the constants in her life now that she lived alone in that big farmhouse in Stowe.
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Post by mucwriter on Jan 7, 2017 20:57:41 GMT
and a new one...
Kurt woke up slowly and looked out of the window. "Snow", he shouted, running to wake up his siblings.
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Post by gothicbutterfly95 on Jan 9, 2017 11:42:46 GMT
"Nice try Kurt," Friedrich grumbled, rolling over in bed. It was only the end of September. And this was the third time he'd done that. This week.
Not nearly as good, but it was either that or something incredibly morbid, and I like this game idea.
Marta inhaled and blew the candles out in one long puff.
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Post by indigoblue on Jan 10, 2017 0:14:02 GMT
Shame no one had told her there was a serious electricity cut -
How about:
Max poured himself another glass of pink lemonade
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Post by nicky on Jan 14, 2017 20:43:25 GMT
Max poured himself another glass of pink lemonade.
A questionable decision, Elsa thought, given his famously weak bladder!
New one:-
Maria positioned herself provocatively on the large king size bed and waited for him.
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Post by indigoblue on Jan 16, 2017 12:10:01 GMT
Too bad that a winning streak meant his poker game went on all night.
New one:
Elsa lit a cigarette to celebrate her little victory
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Post by frakkinghack on Feb 8, 2017 2:12:27 GMT
Too bad that a winning streak meant his poker game went on all night. New one: Elsa lit a cigarette to celebrate her little victory In the years to come, Max would remind her how lucky she was that it was only her cigarette that Georg chose to toss into the lake before running after Maria, an apology already on his tongue regarding Elsa's incredible lack of taste and decorum. New one: Georg sighed heavily as he read the three words written on the paper in front of him. |
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Post by indigoblue on Feb 13, 2017 0:04:02 GMT
Sadly, Swedish had never been his best language...
Next: Pondering on lost opportunities, he folded the letter and placed it carefully in his breast pocket, patting it gently as he walked on.
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Post by frakkinghack on Feb 13, 2017 1:29:35 GMT
Though not generally a man of ill will, he had to admit that Max's revelation of the news of Zeller's death didn't bother him in the least.
New: Having heard the crunch of gravel in the drive, seven von Trapp children stopped and looked st each other before abandoning their game and rushing into the house.
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Post by lemacd on Feb 13, 2017 7:18:43 GMT
(oh this is the funniest thing ever... my turn but warning I have no idea if I know what i'm doing)
Having heard the crunch of the gravel in the drive, seven von Trapp children stopped and looked at each other before abandoning their game and rushing into the house.
If they had only run faster (and their father had the brakes checked on the Mercedes) there would still be seven von trapp children.
new:
The sky was so blue and everything so green and fragrant and the Untersberg led her straight up through the clouds.
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Post by nicky on Feb 13, 2017 9:01:45 GMT
new: The sky was so blue and everything so green and fragrant and the Untersberg led her straight up through the clouds. Such a shame that when she eventually ascended the mountain, she found a yodelling goat herd completely ruining the peace and tranquility. new: Captain von Trapp was a reasonable man, what could possibly go wrong? thought Rolf. |
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Post by thebeestings on Feb 13, 2017 14:51:52 GMT
(oh this is the funniest thing ever... my turn but warning I have no idea if I know what i'm doing) Having heard the crunch of the gravel in the drive, seven von Trapp children stopped and looked at each other before abandoning their game and rushing into the house. If they had only run faster (and their father had the brakes checked on the Mercedes) there would still be seven von trapp children. new: The sky was so blue and everything so green and fragrant and the Untersberg led her straight up through the clouds. Is it wrong that I laughed for twenty minutes about this? |
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Post by frakkinghack on Feb 13, 2017 23:54:19 GMT
(oh this is the funniest thing ever... my turn but warning I have no idea if I know what i'm doing) Having heard the crunch of the gravel in the drive, seven von Trapp children stopped and looked at each other before abandoning their game and rushing into the house. If they had only run faster (and their father had the brakes checked on the Mercedes) there would still be seven von trapp children. new: The sky was so blue and everything so green and fragrant and the Untersberg led her straight up through the clouds. Oh my...in my head Friedrich is no longer with us. |
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Post by frakkinghack on Feb 14, 2017 0:00:00 GMT
new: The sky was so blue and everything so green and fragrant and the Untersberg led her straight up through the clouds. Such a shame that when she eventually ascended the mountain, she found a yodelling goat herd completely ruining the peace and tranquility. new: Captain von Trapp was a reasonable man, what could possibly go wrong? thought Rolf. Captain von Trapp was a reasonable man, what could possibly go wrong? thought Rolf. After all he had heard of snipe hunts before, but didn't realize they started by being bound, gagged and thrown in the boot of a car. New: Maximillian Detweiler rarely shed a tear... |
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Post by lemacd on Feb 14, 2017 20:07:57 GMT
Maximillian Detweiler rarely shed a tear. His clothes after a drinking binge, yes, but rarely a tear.
new:
"Mother?" Liesl said forelornly. "What happens when you love someone but he doesn't love you back?"
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Post by nicky on Feb 15, 2017 8:39:26 GMT
Maximillian Detweiler rarely shed a tear. His clothes after a drinking binge, yes, but rarely a tear. new: "Mother?" Liesl said forelornly. "What happens when you love someone but he doesn't love you back?" "I always find that threatening to become a nun usually does the trick," answered Maria, bluntly whilst thinking that in reality Liesl had dodged a torpedo sized bullet! new: Georg reclined in the large, white enamelled bath, playing with his submarine. |
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Post by indigoblue on Feb 15, 2017 23:12:55 GMT
(Oh,dear, am I the only one here with a very naughty mind?!) Here goes:
'Perhaps', he thought, examining the toy, 'it is time to take the Baroness at her word and upgrade to something seriously big?'...but somehow, he didn't think what Elsa had in mind was a large submarine.
Next: Elsa looked at Max and wondered how much he knew.
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Post by lemacd on Feb 16, 2017 7:30:04 GMT
Elsa looked at Max and wondered how much he knew.
According to the quiz in her latest issue of 'Cosmo', his beady eyes and skinny earlobes indicated that it wasn't much.
Next: "Who can be calling at this hour?" Maria wondered, running to answer the telephone.
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Post by nicky on Feb 16, 2017 20:07:17 GMT
Elsa looked at Max and wondered how much he knew. According to the quiz in her latest issue of 'Cosmo', his beady eyes and skinny earlobes indicated that it wasn't much. Next: "Who can be calling at this hour?" Maria wondered, running to answer the telephone. "Hello," answered Maria cautiously. "Hello... can you hear me?" replied the mysterious voice. "I'm in Nonnberg Abbey, dreaming about who you used to be." "Max... you have to stop this stupid obsession with nuns. Go home... " Next: "It's not fair," whined Kurt. "It's only apple strudel." |
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Post by frakkinghack on Feb 17, 2017 1:15:45 GMT
"It's not fair," whined Kurt. "It's only apple strudel."
"And I am only your father," Georg said, eyeing and then also taking the whipped cream out of his son's hand as well. "Now run outside with your brother and sisters," he added as he closed the bedroom door.
Kurt heard his mother moan in pleasure as he walked toward the stairs. "Apple strudel really is one of her favorite things," he thought to himself.
New:
Frogs, snakes, and glue on toothbrushes. Frau Schmidt had thought those days were behind them.
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Post by lemacd on Feb 17, 2017 2:06:47 GMT
New:
Frogs, snakes, and glue on toothbrushes. Frau Schmidt had thought those days were behind them.
And sadly they were. But every once in a while she would glue a snake to Franz's toothbrush just for old times sake.
New: "Maria!" Georg hollered from his study. "Have you seen my whistle?"
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Post by nicky on Feb 17, 2017 9:48:32 GMT
New: Frogs, snakes, and glue on toothbrushes. Frau Schmidt had thought those days were behind them. And sadly they were. But every once in a while she would glue a snake to Franz's toothbrush just for old times sake. New: "Maria!" Georg hollered from his study. "Have you seen my whistle?" Mara sighed as she entered her husband's study, "Yes, darling I see it at every opportunity you think the coast is clear. Now why don't you put it away, there's a good boy." Sadly, no one had warned her about her husband's tendency to expose himself on a regular basis. Next: "Yes, Reverend Mother, I know that what I did was wrong but I couldn't resist," groaned Maria as she knelt at the Mother Abbesses feet. |
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Post by lemacd on Feb 17, 2017 13:20:03 GMT
OMG...LOL!
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Post by nicky on Feb 17, 2017 13:23:50 GMT
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Post by lemacd on Feb 17, 2017 17:48:56 GMT
No, but you may have forever changed when he hands her the whistle and says, "now you try". |
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Post by clarinetjamie on Feb 17, 2017 18:24:23 GMT
Whoa, I've been off of here way too long. 😮😅
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Post by nicky on Feb 17, 2017 20:30:51 GMT
Whoa, I've been off of here way too long. 😮😅 Dive in, the more the merrier! 😂😂😂 |
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Post by frakkinghack on Feb 18, 2017 1:16:46 GMT
"Yes, Reverend Mother, I know that what I did was wrong but I couldn't resist," groaned Maria as she knelt at the Mother Abbesses feet.
She continued praying the Hail Mary's she'd been given as penance, while she patted the cheeks of the priest laying on the ground beside her. She had thought her admissions rather tame, but the poor man had fainted dead away after hearing her confession.
New:
Georg started making a list of names in his head. Max, Rolfe, Baron Ebberfeld, Franz, the maitre d' at the bistro they liked to frequent. He even had his suspicions about Friedrich.
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Post by indigoblue on Feb 19, 2017 14:48:26 GMT
For the new sparkle in her eyes and the roses in her cheeks had elicited in him the strangest feeling: that of the deepest hint of jealousy...
Next: As Elsa swept up her glass of champagne, she looked at Max and gave a big wink.
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