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Post by frakkinghack on Aug 19, 2015 1:04:19 GMT
This ones for you dearest @charleybec  Georg: (sighs) Your wrong, darling. Last time we used your room. It's supposed to be my room this time. Maria: Clearly I've lost track what with all these encounters, but please, Captain. I've already put on my night things. Georg: Well alright. The sacrifices I make for you are astounding. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2015 5:50:51 GMT
oh frakkinghack, I'm so honoured you did this for me! Thank you, thank you!!! Your caption was THE best ever. I hope mine doesn't disappoint...
Georg <sighs>: "Games, games, games. The games you'll play just to get me up to your room. Firstly in the parlour with my shirt, then in the dining room with the cream, and finally in the ballroom with the puppet show..." Maria: "Well it worked didn't it? You're here." Georg <raises his eyebrows>: "Yes, and you wear that to um... entice me?" Maria shrugs: "It's all I have. After all, it is the fashion at the Abbey." Georg looks her over thoughtfully: "You could, of course, take it off." Maria smirks: "Alright. Your room or mine?" Georg: "We're already in your room. Just for fun, let's go to mine." The children hear the thumping of footsteps as Georg and Maria run across the other side of the house to his room. |
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Post by clarinetjamie on Aug 19, 2015 6:38:04 GMT
Maria: Oh please Captain!
Georg: Really Fraulein, must I at this hour of the night?
Maria: I beg of you, do it for me.
Georg: All right, if you insist Fraulein I'll go get the riding crop.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2015 7:26:04 GMT
Get ready lemacd... It's riding crop o'clock!!! |
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Post by gothicbutterfly95 on Aug 19, 2015 7:31:52 GMT
Laughing so hard I can't type.
Both of them. BRILLIANT.
I don't even want to try
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Post by utility_singer on Aug 19, 2015 11:19:54 GMT
Oh my lanta, these are delicious. They get so many thoughts going in my head to continue that I can't think of a proper caption!
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Post by thebeestings on Aug 19, 2015 14:45:54 GMT
Georg: "Really darling, I don't think you should add that to your list of favorite things..." Maria: "But no one truly likes bright copper kettles, black leather cr..." Georg: "Stop, please." Deep sigh of resignation. "Well, alright...but don't sing that version for the children." Sidenote: frakkinghack, clarinetjamie, @charleybec--you are all hilarious. And I just had to add a riding crop joke for lemacd--you know how she adores them  |
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Post by mie779 on Aug 21, 2015 20:20:03 GMT
Maria: Oh please Captain! Georg: Really Fraulein, must I at this hour of the night? Maria: I beg of you, do it for me. Georg: All right, if you insist Fraulein I'll go get the riding crop.  Well these made my mind go to places I don't want to share here (in terms of keeping this forum "clean" of anything racy...  ) And yes I guess I'm in the riding crop joke fan club too....  |
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Post by indigoblue on Aug 25, 2015 14:03:50 GMT
Georg: "The children said they were scared of the thunder again last night. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was just our bed rocking upstairs..."
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Well these made my mind go to places I don't want to share here (in terms of keeping this forum "clean" of anything racy... 
) And yes I guess I'm in the riding crop joke fan club too.... 
